Condoms don’t protect you from spiritually transmitted demons.

Strum, my darlings.

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

99.92 percent effective against the invisible enemy.

Electricity, a guide.

Pandemics are for poetry.

OK but what about the gig workers?

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

I could climb this pinnacle.

Look at it differently.

Dad jokes…

Newborns were given tiny face shields at a hospital in Bangkok, Thailand. What a time to be alive..

All hail the one true Tiger King.

So long and thanks for all the oil…

Yet another muggle loving Weasley.

The briefings will continue until morale improves…