Wonder if he got the slimmest coffin on the market.

get on, smurfette

Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Nourish the Soul (June 24)

good ol’ late highschool/early college days

a shame indeed

uh oh ho oh

prophetic loopholes for writing

such a pleasing sound tbf

oh great, i didn’t unalive in my sleep

10am is basically 6pm when you think about it

who would win: one blind lawyer or six armed danger goons using nightvision in bright light?

you can butter my sweet corn

which do you like more?

the tories were right

10 Weird and Crazy Vending Machines for…Convenience…?

the worst feeling