It’s uh… it’s a nice song.

Checking on the status of his next marvel contract

bdsm can stand for a number of things

does this mean peter parker and pepper potts had an affair?

if you see one furby then it’s already too late

got any facts about ducks to add?

all the time

what are you buying? gas, probably…

i’m charming, too

I don’t know what I have more questions about, the perfectly posed cat in front of the painting, or the same image on a white canvas to the left

speaking was a bad choice

what political party is this? funny answers only

cats – descended from dragons pt. 2

I’d rather grow a beard than shave with this

my body is just looking out for my best interests

it’s worth a shot. what’s the worst that could happen?