When you’re immediately forgiven but you know you don’t deserve it.

The divorced art teacher starter pack

A three…what now?

This is what 3,000 grams of cannabis looks like.

The Madden Championship Tournament incident

Never underestimate a frustrated frog.

had hadded a cold.

Police bun has hops.

when debt collectors try to get a hold of me…

Don’t add your boss on Facebook, basically.

Divide and coffin.

We once had a President.

Gary Anderson, the guy who, at age 23, designed one of the most recognizable logos of all time

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds

Sleep tight.

The ultimate insult.