(un)fresh prince of bell-end

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

oh no is an understatement

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies