UnHappy Meals

Beware, tiny white bat.

EVERY SINGLE TIME I AM SICK.

The guacamole is extra…

Storytime

This is my morning…

Edge of a recent Wildfire

Camels are nuts.

Hey, kids…

I farted a unicorn once.

Playing CoD with an Iraqi immigrant

This guy is wearing a 4 Kilo pure gold shirt.

Last year I gave my turtle a skate board for his birthday. Still my favorite photo of him

Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

President Lyndon B. Troll

Chocolate lasagna.