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Meet Bowie. Sometimes he forgets he was rescued from the Korean meat trade.
Meet Bowie. Sometimes he forgets he was rescued from the Korean meat trade.
NOT FOR CONSUMPTION
NOT FOR CONSUMPTION
Kittens and their interdimensional twins.
Kittens and their interdimensional twins.
Your dad is the cutest electrician.
Your dad is the cutest electrician.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
We call it the lazy river.
We call it the lazy river.
I guess I’m a vampire now…
I guess I’m a vampire now…
Guess whooo?
Guess whooo?
The duck is a lie.
The duck is a lie.
Release the hounds.
Release the hounds.
She can do better.
She can do better.
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…
I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…
360º door slam.
360º door slam.
Eye placement is important.
Eye placement is important.
Stupid+Santa.
Stupid Santa.
Discuss.
Discuss.
Happy+Halloween%21
Happy Halloween!
The+dead+version+of+you+is+so+much+better.
The dead version of you is so much better.
Join the conversation
Other+uses+for+candy+corn.
Other uses for candy corn.
I+don%26%238217%3Bts+sees+it.
I don’ts sees it.
I%26%238217%3Bm+pretty+sure+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+even+a+waiter%21%21%21
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!!
How+to+prank+your+friends.
How to prank your friends.
I+think+you%26%238217%3Bre+fintastic.
I think you’re fintastic.
Curse+you+brain%21
Curse you brain!
Just+a+hamster%26%238230%3B+ZOMGG%21%21%21+WTF%21
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF!
Deal+breaker.
Deal breaker.