the first and only tattoo i need

Fuck Cancer

They tried to make Patrick Stewart wear a wig for Captain Picard. Here’s the test photo.

Trends that made a comeback

When I’m stroking the softest kitten on my lap while she keeps purring and digging dagger-like claws into my thigh.

Adulthood

The New Neighbors

But what’s your sign?

It’s just a phase…

The colors of the wind

Monkeys will never be your friend.

Wonka

What would you really do, though?

T-Shirt made with GMO cotton.

Oooooof

How many times did he faceplant before he got it?