United Airlines’ Employee of the Month

United Airlines' Employee of the Month

there is nothing to look forward to

there is nothing to look forward to

all we are is dust on the shelf

all we are is dust on the shelf

what the point of this study?

what the point of this study?

the ones in the back are having more fun

the ones in the back are having more fun

we’re going somewhere over the rainbow

we’re going somewhere over the rainbow

happy bat

it’s all quiznos’ fault

it’s all quiznos’ fault

and now the song is stuck in my head

and now the song is stuck in my head

always be prepared

always be prepared

x marks the spot

x marks the spot

the pepper fairy strikes again!

the pepper fairy strikes again!

actual still image of me doing a push up

actual still image of me doing a push up

the slime persists

the slime persists

who’s a good human?

who’s a good human?

some things are just impossible

some things are just impossible