Feeling Lucky?

im a total potat-hoe

im a total potat-hoe
I’m no hero.
I’m no hero.
soft kitty
soft kitty
She won that round…
She won that round…
Ermahgerd. Werter!
Ermahgerd. Werter!
I put a dead bird in your sock drawer.
I put a dead bird in your sock drawer.
Cheers, Fry.
Cheers, Fry.
True Facts About the Owl.
True Facts About the Owl.
What anxiety feels like.
What anxiety feels like.
As a gym owner this time of year.
As a gym owner this time of year.
Do the words mean anything these days?
Do the words mean anything these days?
General opinion!
General opinion!
God, just give me a sign.
God, just give me a sign.
You gotta push through.
You gotta push through.
Comparing the badness of two words.
Comparing the badness of two words.
The results of your stool sample…
The results of your stool sample…
The+problem+with+service+dogs%26%238230%3B
The problem with service dogs…
The+cord+of+Achilles
The cord of Achilles
Alexa%2C+activate+bork.
Alexa, activate bork.
War+of+the+Worlds
War of the Worlds
Join the conversation
That+hat+placement+really+worked+out%26%238230%3B
That hat placement really worked out…
Toilet+Trivia+for+the+%5Bm%5Dasses.
Toilet Trivia for the [m]asses.
DJ+Roomba+strikes+again.
DJ Roomba strikes again.
Dark+was+the+night+cold+was+the+ground%26%238230%3B
Dark was the night cold was the ground…
Life+is+short%2C+and+other+such+anecdote
Life is short, and other such anecdote
The+greatest+wall.
The greatest wall.
We+didn%26%238217%3Bt+start+the+fire%3B+it+was+always+burning+since+the+world%26%238217%3Bs+been+turning%26%238230%3B
We didn’t start the fire; it was always burning since the world’s been turning…
Seems+like+a+fair+and+equitable+exchange+to+me.
Seems like a fair and equitable exchange to me.