Should not have taken that job on the plantation…

good ol’ late highschool/early college days

10 Weird and Crazy Vending Machines for…Convenience…?

10am is basically 6pm when you think about it

uh oh ho oh

that’s (not) totally wizard

the worst feeling

a shame indeed

oh great, i didn’t unalive in my sleep

prophetic loopholes for writing

the tories were right

such a pleasing sound tbf

who would win: one blind lawyer or six armed danger goons using nightvision in bright light?

which do you like more?

get on, smurfette

you can butter my sweet corn