ADIDAS

you’ve got time

he doesn’t want to maim you, he’s just disappointed

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

beefy

let’s break bread together

keep laughing see what happens

all is not well in waffleville

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

is martin scorsese out of touch as he turns 80, or is it just these memes

oh so that’s what i’ve been doing wrong

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat

turtle burglar

robot vacuum issues

whatever you do, don’t turn around