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Cry the entire river, see if I care…

Cry the entire river, see if I care...
front page news
front page news
the lies we tell ourselves before having kids
the lies we tell ourselves before having kids
send us thine asteroid
send us thine asteroid
this is why i stick to mario
this is why i stick to mario
my two desires
my two desires
can’t hide the truth
can’t hide the truth
vampires are necromancers. In this essay I will…
vampires are necromancers. In this essay I will…
making the best of a bad weather situation
making the best of a bad weather situation
he walked feetily
he walked feetily
my mill grinds
my mill grinds
shakespeare quote of the day
shakespeare quote of the day
poorly named animals
poorly named animals
tired of water
tired of water
willy wonka factory tour review
willy wonka factory tour review
smoke alarms hate toast
smoke alarms hate toast
Be+nice+to+the+crabs+and+the+patties+taste+better%2C+turns+out.
Be nice to the crabs and the patties taste better, turns out.
Beelzebub+does+make+a+stellar+cake%26%238230%3B
Beelzebub does make a stellar cake…
Feed+the+friends%2C+whenever+possible.
Feed the friends, whenever possible.
The+various+treble+clefs+of+the+greats.
The various treble clefs of the greats.
Join the conversation
Bern+the+memes.
Bern the memes.
May+buckets+of+shame+reign+down+on+you+and+your+family+for+the+remainder+of+the+century.
May buckets of shame reign down on you and your family for the remainder of the century.
The+best+swap+of+the+year%2C+IMO.
The best swap of the year, IMO.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+an+All-American+Grand+Slam
Now that’s what I call an All-American Grand Slam
Really+gotta+layer+it+on+thicc+to+drive+home+the+point%26%238230%3B.
Really gotta layer it on thicc to drive home the point….
Halloween+is+going+to+have+a+different+vibe+to+it+this+year..
Halloween is going to have a different vibe to it this year..
Be+well%2C+mystery+humans.
Be well, mystery humans.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+fair+question.
It’s a fair question.