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What a Dick move…

What a Dick move...
Every piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life.
Every piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life.
Neckbeard things…
Neckbeard things…
Who dares disturb my slumber?
Who dares disturb my slumber?
I make you strong!
I make you strong!
I wish I could talk to ponies!
I wish I could talk to ponies!
A Nightmare of Sesame Street.
A Nightmare of Sesame Street.
I failed my psychological evaluation!
I failed my psychological evaluation!
Evolution of the white girl.
Evolution of the white girl.
Are you a Dementor?
Are you a Dementor?
You farted in Trader Joe’s…
You farted in Trader Joe’s…
Realized this while watching Cosmos…
Realized this while watching Cosmos…
A woman’s guide to dating men.
A woman’s guide to dating men.
That settles it…
That settles it…
If Sherlock’s shirt could talk…
If Sherlock’s shirt could talk…
No reward necessary.
No reward necessary.
Duck+the+po+po
Duck the po po
They+got+through+it%2C+eventually%26%238230%3B
They got through it, eventually…
%2Aillegal+gathering+reported%2A
*illegal gathering reported*
Dammit%2C+Bobby.
Dammit, Bobby.
Join the conversation
Why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+funding+this%3F
Why aren’t we funding this?
aaAACTING%21
aaAACTING!
Shut+up+and+take+my+money.
Shut up and take my money.
But+yes%2C+still+lbs+of+it%2C+please.
But yes, still lbs of it, please.
I+take+no+responsibility+at+all.+%26%238211%3B+45th
I take no responsibility at all. – 45th
Words.
Words.
It+gives+us+the+knife%26%238230%3B
It gives us the knife…
She+may+have+just+cursed+the+entire+family%26%238230%3B
She may have just cursed the entire family…