Press badge is so low value these days…

You don’t have to out hustle the hustlers. Just sell more mailbox spam. #adsupportedusps

You Know Who.

Today we’ll be writing our names in cursive.

Peace was always an option.

Interviewer: what’s your greatest talent? Me putting my skillz on display:

Meet Mr. Trump’s council to reopen America.

Sleep sweet, bad boi.

Or maybe, and hear me out, USPS should charge more?

You ought not bully.

Hagrid, naturally.

Oh the times, they are a changin’

Whomever said the sciences and religion don’t mix?

Can you feel the howling?

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And my vote!