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uno is always house rules

machine wash cold. tumble dry only
machine wash cold. tumble dry only
how to catch a spider… man
how to catch a spider… man
let’s play a game
let’s play a game
and just like that, a classic was born
and just like that, a classic was born
the sign said drive thru, officer. what was i supposed to do?
the sign said drive thru, officer. what was i supposed to do?
sounds like a disney movie
sounds like a disney movie
subway – eat fresh
subway – eat fresh
kaboom kitty
kaboom kitty
always fear the egg demon
always fear the egg demon
forgive me shark father for i have sinned
forgive me shark father for i have sinned
funny, but maybe not the best pick-up line
funny, but maybe not the best pick-up line
what item do you want back?
what item do you want back?
there are two types of people in this world
there are two types of people in this world
history not quite in motion
history not quite in motion
it’s just a little blood
it’s just a little blood
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
Join the conversation
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
worth+the+effort
worth the effort