Use the lubricant to lubricate the lubricant cap…

am i phobos the moon of mars?

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that

CSI: disneyland

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

boba fett is actually pinocchio

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

that’s a big pill to swallow

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

the evolution of superheroes

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

who is greg and what is he capable of?

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it