Great Thunberg circa 1899 before she time traveled to the future.

Projected across one of Mr. Presidents hotels.

When You Hate Your Job But You Can’t Quit Because People Will Make Fun Of You

Lesbian aunt is a bad example.

Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!

You know when you’re a kid…

Breakfast Cereal Extremist.

Catch me with a 22 lbs opal colored like a pokeball

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

Classic Waterful Ring-Toss elite.

What do I do now, even.

John Krasinski post-Dunder Mifflin

Resist contemptible people.

Why didn’t Jesus think of that?

A student asked me about experimenting on embryos for genetic engineering.

My parents are very conservative Asians.