Feeling Lucky?

*unwelcomes your mat*

Ah crap.
Ah crap.
Ew
Ew
Purgatentiary.
Purgatentiary.
I’m so happy.
I’m so happy.
Ebola may be gruesome but it’s not the biggest threat to Africa
Ebola may be gruesome but it’s not the biggest threat to Africa
My daughter’s new kitten is a bit…special.
My daughter’s new kitten is a bit…special.
You are 10x more likely to be bitten by an inhabitant of New York City than by a shark
You are 10x more likely to be bitten by an inhabitant of New York City than by a shark
Sidescrollers
Sidescrollers
To find the car, you must think like the car.
To find the car, you must think like the car.
What’s fat?
What’s fat?
The cutest sushi
The cutest sushi
My broken body
My broken body
Good job, everyone.
Good job, everyone.
All about that base
All about that base
Trying to sleep
Trying to sleep
Uhm%2C+could+you+not%3F
Uhm, could you not?
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+a+billboard+2020
Now that’s what I call a billboard 2020
He+gives+kids+a+%242+discount+if+they+read+a+book+out+loud+during+their+haircut.
He gives kids a $2 discount if they read a book out loud during their haircut.
Whichever+way+you+look+at+it%2C+Braveheart.
Whichever way you look at it, Braveheart.
Join the conversation
You+gotta+start+somewhere.
You gotta start somewhere.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+Seaworld+is+still+in+business%26%238230%3B
I can’t believe Seaworld is still in business…
I+thought+they+crossed+some+lines%2C+then+I+heard+her+speak%26%238230%3B
I thought they crossed some lines, then I heard her speak…
Train+people+are+serious+business.
Train people are serious business.
Morgan%2C+are+you+bored+or+summat%3F
Morgan, are you bored or summat?
It%26%238217%3Bs+for+the+best.
It’s for the best.
%2Adoubt%2A
*doubt*
Who+should+we+make+pay+for+it%2C+though%3F
Who should we make pay for it, though?