do better, cody

always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact

cry harder

and now he’s just committed to the bit

stab the crab

Engaging Star trek memes to beam you up with nostalgia

always practice safe porking

dragonheart reboot idea i’d watch

there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel

you won’t like me when i’m more angry

but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

astrology for coworkers

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

squirrel art

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

this should be interesting