Chance of getting the job? Absolute zero.

Chance of getting the job? Absolute zero.

good friends

i said what i said

i said what i said

the throne room and its audience chambers

the throne room and its audience chambers

that cat looks at shrimp the way i look at shrimp

that cat looks at shrimp the way i look at shrimp

cleanup in the kitty aisle

cleanup in the kitty aisle

i bet he gets paw-sitive ROI

i bet he gets paw-sitive ROI

thanks i hate it, char-LEE

thanks i hate it, char-LEE

no i think it’s a good combination

no i think it’s a good combination

10 Nerdy Memes from Star Trek to Spider-Man

10 Nerdy Memes from Star Trek to Spider-Man

10 Dog Memes to Beg For

10 Dog Memes to Beg For

i know i say this a lot, but new plan just dropped

i know i say this a lot, but new plan just dropped

this isn’t even substandard copper – this isn’t even copper!

this isn’t even substandard copper – this isn’t even copper!

kind sir, i do believe that is a shit opinion, my lord

kind sir, i do believe that is a shit opinion, my lord

well they can have wisdom!

well they can have wisdom!

you’re not a cook if you don’t imbue the food with a bit of pizzazz

you’re not a cook if you don’t imbue the food with a bit of pizzazz