Fire.

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

the older i get, the darker and grittier batman movies get

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

say aloe to my little friend

bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

the makers of oreos have no chill