A real Lord Farquaad move, Mike.

A few days into Oregon self-service…

Why didn’t Jesus think of that?

Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.

Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!

Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.

The Oregon Apocalypse

Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.

Classic Waterful Ring-Toss elite.

Resist contemptible people.

John Krasinski post-Dunder Mifflin

You know when you’re a kid…

My parents are very conservative Asians.

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

Catch me with a 22 lbs opal colored like a pokeball

When You Hate Your Job But You Can’t Quit Because People Will Make Fun Of You