Sometimes lying is preferred.

Sometimes lying is preferred.

The customer can’t always be right.

The customer can’t always be right.

I’ll take two…

I’ll take two…

I blame the radical left, personally.

I blame the radical left, personally.

Animals whom get lit.

Animals whom get lit.

Friends like this are nice to have around on such an occasion.

Friends like this are nice to have around on such an occasion.

Dearest students…

Dearest students…

Gramps can get it.

Gramps can get it.

I have a frosted classic, extra D, for Sue.

I have a frosted classic, extra D, for Sue.

Madame Tussauds Amsterdam put the Trump in quarantine.

Madame Tussauds Amsterdam put the Trump in quarantine.

What a time to be alive.

What a time to be alive.

The magical toys gone soft these days.

The magical toys gone soft these days.

The corns are jewelry.

The corns are jewelry.

Too spoon…

Trivia night is gonna be good.

Trivia night is gonna be good.

Games with banks.

Games with banks.