The saddest thing at the grocery store.

The saddest thing at the grocery store.

paul rudd is a national treasure

paul rudd is a national treasure

i’m up, but am i really awake?

i’m up, but am i really awake?

god is an octopus

god is an octopus

priorities, right?

priorities, right?

for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach

for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach

potato hack to tell anti-vaxxers!

potato hack to tell anti-vaxxers!

it’s. for. my. peacocks.

it’s. for. my. peacocks.

i said that out loud?

i said that out loud?

i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint…

i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint…

‘merica…

Adding ‘visit salt mountain in pakistan’ to my bucket list.

Adding ‘visit salt mountain in pakistan’ to my bucket list.

thoughts?

if smash bros. was reality, you mean?

if smash bros. was reality, you mean?

cha cha cha!

my favorite stormtrooper helmet

my favorite stormtrooper helmet