Feeling Lucky?

now that i have your attention, i quit

now that i have your attention, i quit
I could wash my hands here.
I could wash my hands here.
And the cat ate the crinkle and the silver spoon
And the cat ate the crinkle and the silver spoon
All The Teachers At Hogwarts Were Armed…
All The Teachers At Hogwarts Were Armed…
Work together for optimal results.
Work together for optimal results.
I could be a Hermit here.
I could be a Hermit here.
I’m OK with nuclear weapons under this pretext.
I’m OK with nuclear weapons under this pretext.
This is quite the birthday candle.
This is quite the birthday candle.
Robot Emotion
Robot Emotion
These 80 year old hooks that swung your moms porch swing.
These 80 year old hooks that swung your moms porch swing.
We have cookies, Kevin…
We have cookies, Kevin…
Hosting a party when you’re over 25….
Hosting a party when you’re over 25….
Suddenly suspended.
Suddenly suspended.
Catching up on 2018 Current Events
Catching up on 2018 Current Events
Unfinished Business
Unfinished Business
Just everyday tech support things…
Just everyday tech support things…
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Join the conversation
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW