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I guess I’m a vampire now…

I guess I'm a vampire now...
…butt mooooooooom
…butt mooooooooom
Get them while their claws are retracted!
Get them while their claws are retracted!
And the award for best post-it note goes to…
And the award for best post-it note goes to…
Look at you perking up, bud.
Look at you perking up, bud.
This is what it’s like when puss attac.
This is what it’s like when puss attac.
Don and Hillary, a wonderful woman.
Don and Hillary, a wonderful woman.
They knew.
They knew.
Gran made the BEST brownies…
Gran made the BEST brownies…
You have been chosen by my inner grumpus.
You have been chosen by my inner grumpus.
Yeehaw bitches
Yeehaw bitches
Suddenly Soups
Suddenly Soups
Keanu approved.
Keanu approved.
It’s free psychedelics.
It’s free psychedelics.
Reverend Vince deserves an audience, certainly.
Reverend Vince deserves an audience, certainly.
Natural light pillars (cast by aliens) in Alaska
Natural light pillars (cast by aliens) in Alaska
Police+protect+KKK+member+as+protesters+close+in+during+a+rally%2C+Austin%2C+Texas%2C+circa+1983.
Police protect KKK member as protesters close in during a rally, Austin, Texas, circa 1983.
I+have+made+a+yuge+mistake.
I have made a yuge mistake.
Seinfeld+did+it+first%3F
Seinfeld did it first?
I+knew+I%26%238217%3Bd+seen+this+somewhere+before%26%238230%3B
I knew I’d seen this somewhere before…
Join the conversation
Today+I+learned+the+sniffer+also+doubles+as+a+push+bean.
Today I learned the sniffer also doubles as a push bean.
I+get+no+respect.
I get no respect.
Larry+appreciates+his+family+history.
Larry appreciates his family history.
Parks+and+Rec+is+art.
Parks and Rec is art.
Non-essential+pangwangs+are+the+best.
Non-essential pangwangs are the best.
Well%2C+when+you+put+it+like+that%26%238230%3B
Well, when you put it like that…
Get+it%2C+bud.
Get it, bud.
The+work+of+a+dad+is+never+done.
The work of a dad is never done.