Feeling Lucky?

They had me on the first half…

They had me on the first half...
When was the last time you had sex?
When was the last time you had sex?
10/10 would overdose.
10/10 would overdose.
Asking out a fangirl.
Asking out a fangirl.
And the man was released without further questioning.
And the man was released without further questioning.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
Clever dog
Clever dog
Growing trees.
Growing trees.
One of my favorite scenes
One of my favorite scenes
There are two types of people
There are two types of people
Be careful what you wish for
Be careful what you wish for
Some good advice I found
Some good advice I found
Make a wish…
Make a wish…
Trying to sound important.
Trying to sound important.
Sassy bones
Sassy bones
Coolest phone case ever.
Coolest phone case ever.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Join the conversation
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.