Feeling Lucky?

vampires are necromancers. In this essay I will…

Tell Jghon I loved him…
Tell Jghon I loved him…
An autonomous McChicken vehicle in Japan.
An autonomous McChicken vehicle in Japan.
The geese are mighty persuasive.
The geese are mighty persuasive.
No help, only throw…
No help, only throw…
Come again?
Come again?
Now That’s What I Call Targeted Advertising 2020.
Now That’s What I Call Targeted Advertising 2020.
Nature vs Neature
Nature vs Neature
Alternative judgment seems nice.
Alternative judgment seems nice.
Caught you in the act, didn’t I?
Caught you in the act, didn’t I?
It gives us the berries…
It gives us the berries…
Kevin, you sweet summer child…
Kevin, you sweet summer child…
Sorry you didn’t make the cut this year, Theophilus.
Sorry you didn’t make the cut this year, Theophilus.
9/10 HAARGH!
9/10 HAARGH!
Sam Neill, Saviour of the (chicken) world.
Sam Neill, Saviour of the (chicken) world.
Mum must never [k]now.
Mum must never [k]now.
your+tongue+knows
your tongue knows
but+in+bear+years%26%238230%3B.
but in bear years….
there+is+only+chaos+and+family
there is only chaos and family
if+you%26%238217%3Bve+ever+been+to+or+lived+in+california+who+know+how+true+this+is
if you’ve ever been to or lived in california who know how true this is
Join the conversation
it%26%238217%3Bs+always+sunny+on+tatooine
it’s always sunny on tatooine
bathroom+magic%3A+the+gathering
bathroom magic: the gathering
brain+lag+is+real+and+there+is+no+cure
brain lag is real and there is no cure
i+was+born+a+baby
i was born a baby
unicorns+are+real
unicorns are real
pavlov%26%238217%3Bs+hair
pavlov’s hair
lithium%2C+something+in+the+way%2C+and+smells+like+teen+spirit
lithium, something in the way, and smells like teen spirit
then+i%26%238217%3Bll+decide+what+to+wear+today
then i’ll decide what to wear today