Apparently he’s smart for his age.

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

the coolest dog at the bar

qr codes will never run out

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

goblins don’t watch netflix

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong