Velothiraptor!

(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)

2017 Parenting According To Twitter [so many]

Sometimes asking the internet for help editing photos works out brilliantly. [so many]

I do not like toucans.

Potty training a 20lb cat. This is internet.

Some of the sweetest Jim and Pam moments

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Tigers will stealthily murder you and your entire family.

Bears did 9/11

I’m a bit of a savant

He has arrived. Praise him.

The other Holy Oil

Neat nature facts.

He told her she couldn’t have a horse for her birthday.

What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?