veni vidi visleep

you can se the spite in its eyes

and the cat never returned

the safest way to travel my ass

does anyone object?

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

skank across america

natty and noods: the deal of the century

generation hobbit

you’ve already used that password

the good times will come

and now i’m one lego set richer

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

her back must be ruined

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme