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Keanu checks out.

Keanu checks out.
A Very Empty Oval Office, circa 2001
A Very Empty Oval Office, circa 2001
If you use boiled water for ice ice baby, your cubes will stay clear.
If you use boiled water for ice ice baby, your cubes will stay clear.
Driving stick shift is a lost art, apparently.
Driving stick shift is a lost art, apparently.
Absolute slime units 🐌.
Absolute slime units 🐌.
*validates exceedingly well*
*validates exceedingly well*
This is a warning to all you neigh-sayers…
This is a warning to all you neigh-sayers…
B L A N K E T I S S Q U I S H
B L A N K E T I S S Q U I S H
This guy stacks…
This guy stacks…
Just Donald things…
Just Donald things…
The mightiest Chad, meet John Chickie Donohue.
The mightiest Chad, meet John Chickie Donohue.
It’s just chain link carved from pencil lead. NBD.
It’s just chain link carved from pencil lead. NBD.
Bob Ross donated a lot of trees…
Bob Ross donated a lot of trees…
Big things that happened in 2019.
Big things that happened in 2019.
Lizards want to live, also.
Lizards want to live, also.
You can call me haxorman.
You can call me haxorman.
In+a+perfect+world.
In a perfect world.
Oh+crap.
Oh crap.
Now+gimme+more+hay.
Now gimme more hay.
Lemon+Stewie.
Lemon Stewie.
Join the conversation
Captain+Optimism+vs.+Pessimistic+Man.
Captain Optimism vs. Pessimistic Man.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+math.
I can’t math.
This+is+Facebook%2C+not+Google%26%238230%3B
This is Facebook, not Google…
Dammit.
Dammit.
He+needed+some+exercise.
He needed some exercise.
Poor+Sponge+Bob.
Poor Sponge Bob.
Good+thing+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+watch+TV%26%238230%3B
Good thing I don’t watch TV…
Words.
Words.