Teach the children well.

Daddy can I have some water?

Visualize procrastination.

I’m new to this fandom…

Cat burglar

Disability parking sign in Saudi Arabia

Pooh, there’s something I have to tell you…

Guy raises abandoned moose calf along with his horses and trains it to help out with lumber removal. Absolute beast.

Tinder.

Yep…you’ve been a diehard Seahawks fan your whole life…uh huh…

Clever.

Pretty darn…

It was awkward…

Face painting

Steven Wright: One of the most underrated comedians of all time

The jokes you never got as a kid.