Owner should make sure to close the bedroom door when he goes to sleep tonight

$35,000 computer that probably won’t even run Chex Quest.

You literally can make that up, Joey.

Let the journalists journal.

What an interesting predicament.

*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*

Cowboys like us.

Gets me every time…

The child is a got dam gymnast.

People called Brad have it easy.

Ban teleprompters!

The vampires are doing science.

Bearly broke a sweat.

There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.

She mad.

My posterity will not forget this generosity…