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Written in the snow at Niagara Falls, Canada, circa 2020.

Written in the snow at Niagara Falls, Canada, circa 2020.
Single dad with 12 kids.
Single dad with 12 kids.
Meanwhile in Hawaii…
Meanwhile in Hawaii…
directions, is all.
directions, is all.
What is dad?
What is dad?
John Matuszak becoming Sloth, 1985.
John Matuszak becoming Sloth, 1985.
Somehow it was always you.
Somehow it was always you.
Spocks.
Spocks.
Sustainably flaming windmill.
Sustainably flaming windmill.
Social anxiety with apples.
Social anxiety with apples.
Low key I would watch this flick.
Low key I would watch this flick.
Damn
Damn
*Hops.exe has not finished compiling*
*Hops.exe has not finished compiling*
Hey Artie… You’re going to be a big sister!
Hey Artie… You’re going to be a big sister!
89-Year-Old Japanese Grandma Discovers Photography, Can’t Stop Taking Hilarious Self-Portraits Now
89-Year-Old Japanese Grandma Discovers Photography, Can’t Stop Taking Hilarious Self-Portraits Now
Sleep tight.
Sleep tight.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Join the conversation
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.