vet here: checks out

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

qr codes will never run out

goblins don’t watch netflix

the coolest dog at the bar

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead