Ahh, to be a frog.

Give to me the large dumple.

Public libraries don’t get enough love.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Grandmother, stop.

He’s heard some things…

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

Humans are clever.

All the beautiful people.

You can call me Mr. T.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

2 circus elephants immediately bond after being separated for 22 years