Type-2 death.

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

you’ve already used that password

you can se the spite in its eyes

the good times will come

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

skank across america

generation hobbit

her back must be ruined

interesting interpretation

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme

natty and noods: the deal of the century

I’m fine

and now i’m one lego set richer

and the cat never returned