Single dad with 12 kids.

*Hops.exe has not finished compiling*

Hey Artie… You’re going to be a big sister!

Somehow it was always you.

When your neighbors buy their SpaceX Ultra 9000 Flame Thrower

Hungry hungry buffalo

The Original Wonder Woman

Treats for everyone!

OK MY TURN

Living his best life

Oh you think this is a game…

Just before going live…

Call your mom.

Taking his first steps with prosthetic legs!

Puppy snooze train

My+Martian+body+is+ready.
My Martian body is ready.
2020+sports+got+a+different+vibe+going+on.
2020 sports got a different vibe going on.
Well+I+think+your+signature+is+GRRREAT%21
Well I think your signature is GRRREAT!
Space+will+be+the+end+of+our+oat+surplus.
Space will be the end of our oat surplus.
Join the conversation
Huggy+Bear+cares+for+the+wee+ones.
Huggy Bear cares for the wee ones.
I+guess+I%26%238217%3Bm+in+to+Merfolk+fan+fiction+now.
I guess I’m in to Merfolk fan fiction now.
Have+we+tried+sitting+in+a+circle+and+holding+hands%3F
Have we tried sitting in a circle and holding hands?
The+Inuit+man+from+Greenland+warms+the+wife%26%238217%3Bs+feet%2C+circa+1891.
The Inuit man from Greenland warms the wife’s feet, circa 1891.
Ignore+the+mattresses%2C+Luke%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+Lord+Vader%2C+probably.
Ignore the mattresses, Luke… – Lord Vader, probably.
Kindness+exists.
Kindness exists.
Good+one%2C+Andy.
Good one, Andy.
This+pleases+the+virus.
This pleases the virus.