i am not a mature adult

Boop!

Just keep swimming…

I didn’t know there was this much green in the whole galaxy

Full-page ad in today’s NYTimes: “Dear Mr. President, You just got spied on. Big league. Don’t subject us all to the same $%!#.

Royal Jordanian’s response to the "big electronics" ban on flights from some countries.

Daniel Sloss likes penis

Words

Make love, not war

Artist gives sick kids temporary tattoos to make life in hospital more fun.

Actual email sent out by Trump Headquarters

No tears.

We’ve come a long way

This is where the fun begins?

Linguistics

What the cuck is even going on