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Don’t buy pets as Christmas presents.

Don't buy pets as Christmas presents.
Trolololol.
Trolololol.
Be honest.
Be honest.
Our first house.
Our first house.
Truth.
Truth.
Ninja Kitteh.
Ninja Kitteh.
The future sucked.
The future sucked.
If I was drunk…
If I was drunk…
Just died…
Just died…
Good book.
Good book.
*cough* Ke$ha.
*cough* Ke$ha.
How to tell when the ninjas arrive.
How to tell when the ninjas arrive.
Kids these days.
Kids these days.
Grandma?!
Grandma?!
CUPPY CAKES!
CUPPY CAKES!
Bro! Are you ok?
Bro! Are you ok?
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Join the conversation
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*