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Curse you, GameStop!

Curse you, GameStop!
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
time is money
time is money
can we keep it?
can we keep it?
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
this is the kind of dad i want to be
this is the kind of dad i want to be
dad meltdown pending
dad meltdown pending
some fish like it rough
some fish like it rough
the things influencers will do for a picture…
the things influencers will do for a picture…
that’s a big nope
that’s a big nope
stops for ducks, still wins gold
stops for ducks, still wins gold
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season
guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season
ghost ostrich
ghost ostrich
truth
truth
always check your grammar
always check your grammar
Dear+God
Dear God
Such+a+kidder%26%238230%3B
Such a kidder…
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
I%26%238230%3B+wow.
I… wow.
Join the conversation
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
Oh%2C+the+Special+Olympics%3F
Oh, the Special Olympics?
Girlfriend+vs.+Cat
Girlfriend vs. Cat
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.
The+story+of+Brandenn+Bremmer
The story of Brandenn Bremmer
When+I+like+a+girl
When I like a girl
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+doing+my+nails+all+wrong%21
I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!