How zoologists weigh the bird.

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

qr codes will never run out

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

your driving test is all about the cones

the coolest dog at the bar

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

i always had my suspicions about who keanu reeves really was