This is my life now…

Don’t buy pets as Christmas presents.

Oh bother…

eew why

Lord, I hate reading…

Guilt by association.

May the hackers never raid your booty.

Extreme homework sports!

Baby Sloth was found in Costa Rica hugging his mother’s corpse in the rain, he was rescued and was given a teddy bear for comfort.

When The Company You Called Has An Automated Help Line

I asked nicely.

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Santa keeps some strange company…

Oh, yeah.

He wrote the book on gravity but couldn’t attract no booty.

Auntie wants a hug.