Baby octopus attaches to kitty.

*loads silver bullet*

*loads silver bullet*

this is only mildly concerning

this is only mildly concerning

do you remember what movie this is from?

do you remember what movie this is from?

do you want ants to take over the world?

do you want ants to take over the world?

just enjoy the view, my man

just enjoy the view, my man

and no one told her this was a bad idea before she paid for it

and no one told her this was a bad idea before she paid for it

and they said a college degree in english was useless

and they said a college degree in english was useless

what does slate hate so much about the deodorant industry?

what does slate hate so much about the deodorant industry?

dwight really walked himself into the front of that one

dwight really walked himself into the front of that one

please tell me i’m right

please tell me i’m right

happens every day

happens every day

even he doesn’t think it’s funny

even he doesn’t think it’s funny

do it for the bragging rights

do it for the bragging rights

should not have made that drunk purchase on amazon

should not have made that drunk purchase on amazon

dads always ask the most important questions

dads always ask the most important questions