A bouncy castle is no place for excitement.

Surprises for the drunk one

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

This bear naps.

Jokes on me…

Take off from Australia, land in China

Permission to cry.

Look good, praise god.

How to break a heart

There are three types of girls on Halloween

*watches Netflix happily*

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.

This Kid Wins Halloween Every Year

Words.

Breaking news!

There was a firefight!