Give a parrot hands…

Give a parrot hands...

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

you had a good run

you had a good run

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday