gummy chaos

Trolling NBC interview level

I mean, how could you not?

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

Balloon released into a storm cloud with a copper wire hanging down to Earth:

Princess Diana walking through the minefields in Angola in 1997 to draw public attention; Prince Harry walking through them 2019.

*laughs nervously in CIA*

Incredibly satisfying drawer of teas’.

Never trust a pangwang.

We must go deeper…

Martian Tindr is lit…

Let the wee ones drink!

Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…

It’s simple, really…

We will not entertain this methodology…

…even Mickey supports HK.