kinky

spare him his life from this monstrosity!

political pokemon

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

baby faced swamp witch

do you even lift, nerd girl?

so warm and cozy

just passing through

when a problem comes around, you must —