w-well yes…but no

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

dead batteries free of charge

Paul Rudd isn’t just a superhero in the movies!

The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

when you really want to let someone know you like them, throw a piano

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart